Random Thought #857

You don’t realise how much you take for granted being able to breathe through your nose until you lose the ability to do so.

Random Thought #638

I need to make a step-by-step instructional sheet on how to change a toilet roll, because no-one in this house has demonstrated the ability to do it by themselves.

That is all.

Random Thought #492

If Osama Bin Laden agreed to come out of hiding and be captured in exchange for Paris Hilton, would we do it?

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